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Sorry I Wrecked You
Sorry I Wrecked You
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You brought me into this world, and I repaid you by wrecking your vagina and your sanity. Sorry ‘bout that. This brutally honest card is the least I can do.
Product Features:
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard—sturdy, like your patience.
Size: 4″ × 6″—big enough for sarcasm, small enough to pretend I’m sweet.
Weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)—lighter than the emotional baggage I gave you.
Printing: Toner-based, because high-quality apologies matter.
Colors: Vibrant, unlike the sleep schedule you had after I was born.
Envelope Included: Because even savage honesty deserves proper delivery.
Give mom the laugh she deserves—she’s earned it.
Product Features:
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard—sturdy, like your patience.
Size: 4″ × 6″—big enough for sarcasm, small enough to pretend I’m sweet.
Weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)—lighter than the emotional baggage I gave you.
Printing: Toner-based, because high-quality apologies matter.
Colors: Vibrant, unlike the sleep schedule you had after I was born.
Envelope Included: Because even savage honesty deserves proper delivery.
Give mom the laugh she deserves—she’s earned it.
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