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Coffee First Mug

Coffee First Mug

Regular price $8.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.50 USD
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Start your day with caffeine and a side of brutal honesty. The "Coffee First, You Can Fck Off Second"* mug is perfect for those mornings when words are hard and patience is non-existent. Whether you're sipping at home or silently warning coworkers, this mug delivers the message loud and clear.

Crafted from durable white ceramic, it comes in 11-ounce—ideal for whatever strength of coffee your attitude requires. The vibrant print, made with advanced technology, ensures the sass stays as bold as your brew.

Key Features:
☕ Durable Ceramic: Made to withstand daily use (and daily grumpiness).
💪 Lead & BPA-Free: Safe for you, not for delicate feelings.
🔥 Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because who has time for handwashing before caffeine?
✨ Comfortable C-Handle: Easy to grip, even when you’re flipping the world off.

Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or a steaming cup of "leave me the hell alone," this mug makes a hilarious gift for caffeine lovers who speak fluent sarcasm.

Get yours and let everyone know: Coffee first. Bullshit second

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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